I eat fried rice. FOR BREAKFAST.
It has ham and eggs in it, and everybody concurs those are acceptable breakfast foods (except for people that don't eat ham...). And it has rice in it, which millions of people eat for breakfast every morning. And it has peas and carrots in it, which are good for me. Therefore, I can find no objections to eating it for breakfast, other than that it might make me overwhelmingly all-powerful.